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Added with the release of Update 25, and two new achievements added in Update 32: Roughnecks At Work, there are currently 69 unlockable achievements available on the Steam version. 22 of them are secret, meaning their unlock conditions (and names on the default achievement list) are hidden.

The achievements below are ordered alphabetically (separated into visible and secret).


Icon Name Unlocking Criteria Completion Rate
Achievement ApprovedGreenbeard.png
Approved Greenbeard Complete your first assignment. 40.7%
Achievement BarrelRider.png
Barrel Rider Ride a barrel in the Space Rig for three seconds. 26.6%
Achievement BigGameHunter.png
Big Game Hunter Participate in killing 40 Dreadnoughts. 10.5%
Achievement BringYourA-Game.png
Bring Your A-Game Successfully complete a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply. 12.6%
Achievement CarPool.png
Car Pool Ride the Silicate Harvester with three other dwarves and kill five enemies without leaving. 0.8%
Achievement ConsistentPerformance.png
Consistent Performance Successfully complete three Hazard Level 3 missions from start to finish in a row. 36.5%
Achievement CorporateClimber.png
Corporate Climber Promote any two Dwarves at least once. 8.4%
Achievement DeepForSpeed.png
Deep For Speed Complete any Deep Dive in under 45 minutes. 8.7%
Achievement EliteDiver.png
Elite Diver Complete an Elite Deep Dive. 4.8%
Achievement EmployeeOfTheMonth.png
Employee Of The Month Successfully complete four Hazard Level 4 missions from start to finish in a row. 14.5%
Achievement ExpertMiner.png
Expert Miner Complete 100 missions. 11.9%
Achievement Farmer.png
Farmer Ride the Silicate Harvester for 30 seconds. 8.5%
Achievement FeelinPerky.png
Feelin' Perky Unlock 10 Perk Nodes. 41.1%
Achievement FullTeamAhead.png
Full Team Ahead Promote all four Dwarves at least once. 4.3%
Achievement GoingDeeper.png
Going Deeper Complete a Deep Dive. 14.5%
Achievement GoingLethal.png
Going Lethal Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish. 7.0%
Achievement Gold-TierEmployee.png
Gold-Tier Employee Earn a Gold promotion. 1.4%
Achievement GoodShepherd.png
Good Shepherd Successfully complete 25 missions where at least 1 player is 10 player ranks lower than you. 8.4%
Achievement HatTrick.png
Hat Trick Promote any three Dwarves at least once. 5.7%
Achievement HiHoSilver-Away.png
Hi Ho, Silver - Away! Ride Molly for 15 seconds. 15.9%
Achievement IfOnlyIGotPaidForThis.png
If Only I Got Paid For This... In the Barrel Hoop game, achieve a score of 3000 or more in less than 100 kicks. 1.9%
Achievement Jeweler.png
Jeweler Collect 10 Bittergems. 4.1%
Achievement JustAnotherBugHunt.png
Just Another Bug Hunt Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within 30 seconds on Hazard Level 3 or higher. 5.6%
Achievement KarlWouldBeProud.png
Karl Would Be Proud Successfully complete a Hazard Level 5 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply. 1.8%
Achievement LegendaryMiner.png
Legendary Miner Complete 500 missions. 1.2%
Achievement Legendary-Team.png
Legendary-Team Earn Gold Promotions for all four dwarves. 0.5%
Achievement LikeAWell-OiledMachine.png
Like A Well-Oiled Machine Successfully complete a Hazard Level 4 mission from start to finish where no dwarf goes down and without ordering a resupply. 4.0%
Achievement ManagementApproves.png
Management Approves Complete 25 Milestones. 32.9%
Achievement Miner.png
Miner Complete your first mission. 76.8%
Achievement MiniFixer.png
Mini Fixer Fix 50 Mini M.U.L.E.s. 10.2%
Achievement MovinOnUp.png
Movin' On Up Promote any Dwarf at least once. 20.0%
Achievement Mustacho.png
Mustacho Purchase five moustaches for one character. 10.8%
Achievement MutatedScavenger.png
Mutated Scavenger Successfully complete 20 missions tagged with Warnings from start to finish. 10.4%
Achievement NowWeHaveABET-C.png
Now We Have A BET-C Defeat and fix a BET-C. 34.5%
Achievement PerformanceMatters.png
Performance Matters Complete 10 Milestones. 40.2%
Achievement PestControl.png
Pest Control Participate in killing two Dreadnoughts within five minutes on Hazard Level 3 or higher. 21.9%
Achievement Prospector.png
Prospector Collect 20 Compressed Gold Chunks. 8.2%
Achievement Pro-Team.png
Pro-Team Earn Silver Promotions for all four dwarves. 0.8%
Achievement RockSolid.png
Rock Solid Successfully complete five Hazard Level 5 missions from start to finish in a row. 2.6%
Achievement SeeYouLaterDetonator.png
See You Later, Detonator! Participate in killing 20 Bulk Detonators. 15.6%
Achievement Silver-TierEmployee.png
Silver-Tier Employee Earn a Silver promotion. 2.8%
Achievement SteppingItUp.png
Stepping It Up Survive a Hazard Level 3 mission from start to finish. 48.0%
Achievement Thick-Skinned.png
Thick-Skinned Survive a Hazard Level 4 mission from start to finish. 28.6%
Achievement TotalMakeover.png
Total Makeover Customize each accessory slot of a character. 12.0%
Achievement VeteranDiver.png
Veteran Diver Complete any 5 Deep Dives. 5.1%
Achievement Drill-byShooting.png
Drill-by Shooting Ride the Drilldozer with three other dwarves and kill 15 enemies each without leaving. 2.2%
Achievement RollerCoaster.png
Roller Coaster Grind on a pipe for 120 seconds without stopping. 1.7%

Secret Achievements

Icon Name Unlocking Criteria Completion Rate
Achievement AdvancedRobotics.png
Advanced Robotics You purchased a Mod in every tier for Bosco. 24.4%
Achievement BarrelKicker.png
Barrel Kicker Dat accuracy. You kicked ten barrels into the hoop without a single miss. 20.7%
Achievement BigSpender.png
Big Spender What a team player. You've paid for 25 rounds at the Abyss Bar. 13.3%
Achievement BoscoYoureTheBest.png
Bosco, You're The Best You've completed 100 Solo missions. Most impressive. 1.1%
Achievement DarwinAward.png
Darwin Award Sacrificed yourself to the Barrel Hoop while intoxicated. 16.1%
Achievement DesignatedDecoy.png
Designated Decoy You took the most damage from a Dreadnought out of your whole team. 35.7%
Achievement DiscJockey.png
Disc Jockey Play 25 songs on the jukebox. (Songs must play to the end to count) 4.7%
Achievement ExploringMyOptions.png
Exploring My Options You unlocked a new primary and secondary weapon for the same character. (Unlocking two rocket-related Bosco upgrades seems to also count, citation needed.) 40.3%
Achievement ForeignObjectsInTheLaunchBay.png
Foreign Objects in the Launch Bay You kicked every barrel into the Launch Bay. You are why Mission Control drinks. 7.8%
Achievement HappyFeet.png
Happy Feet You spent an hour or more shaking your money maker. 1.8%
Achievement HitemWhereItHurts.png
Hit 'em Where It Hurts You scored 1000 weakspot hits. Impressive. 42.3%
Achievement ILikeItDownHere.png
I Like It Down Here You stayed in a mission for an hour or longer. 13.0%
Achievement ItsMyParty.png
It's My Party You've hosted and successfully completed 50 team missions from start to finish. 6.5%
Achievement LoneWolf.png
Lone Wolf You’ve completed 10 solo missions. Impressive. 9.6%
Achievement PartyTime.png
Party Time! You threw a toast to good music while in a full team. 2.4%
Achievement SelfControl.png
Self Control Successfully play 10 consecutive missions without kicking a single barrel on the Space Rig. 27.2%
Achievement StateOfTheArt.png
State Of The Art You purchased a Mod in every tier for one of each upgradable item in the Equipment Terminal for the same character. 26.2%
Achievement ThatsNotHowYouPlayThisGame.png
That's Not How You Play This Game Rubbish goes in the bin, not the intricate machinery of the Barrel Hoop! (Throw a beer mug into the barrel hoop) 15.6%
Achievement TheA-Team.png
The A-Team Through skillfull maneuvering, you put a barrel in every seat in the Drop Pod. Well done? 7.6%
Achievement TimeWellSpent.png
Time Well Spent You stuffed every single barrel on the Space Rig into the Drop Pod. Management weeps. 2.1%
Achievement WhatAreTheseThings.png
What Are These Things? You've collected 5 mysterious alien artifacts. They are hot to the touch, and smells faintly of...tarmac? (Deposit five Error Cubes) 8.5%
Achievement WithoutAPaddle.png
Without A Paddle You were the last dwarf standing, with no primary or secondary ammo left, just when a Dreadnought spawned. Some days you should just stay in bed... 1.4%


• By the Rock Solid achievement saying "In a row", it means the last five Hazard 5 missions you've played, they don't necessarily have to be the last five missions you've played.
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